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A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Holiday Socks

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Original price $8.99 - Original price $8.99
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$8.99 - $8.99
Current price $8.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

I think that says “fragile”, honey.

Show off a little leg (and your love for the greatest Christmas movie of all time) with our A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Women's Holiday Socks! They're guaranteed to add some kick to your festive holiday outfit.

Mrs. Parker's gentle correction to the famous quote exclaimed by The Old Man '“Fra-GEE-leh!” It must be Italian!' is a totally relatable standout line for any and all significant others out there.

  • Flash a little leg this holiday season!
  • Heat up your feet with the soft glow of electric sex
  • Get a matching pair of your honey, to really add some class to your Christmas Card photos!
  • A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Men's Holiday Socks available too!
  • A warm and cozy stocking stuffer for fans of the movie

Fits Women's 5.5 - 9.5, Men's 5 - 8. Machine wash in cold water. Tumble dry. Do not bleach. One pair of red, white, and green, holiday socks. Features Fair Isle design, Leg Lamp Design, and the word FRAGILE. Made of 75% cotton, 20% polyamide and 5% elastane. Our A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Women's Holiday Socks will warm your heart and your feet.

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