Close Talker Mints

Archie McPheeSKU: MINT-2916

Sale price$3.99
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Six feet people!

Are you or someone you know a close talker? Our Close Talker Mints by Archie Mphee address a problem that’s more important now than it has ever been.!

Woah, back it up, buddy! Don't invade my personal safe space and talk inches away from my face like some kind of monster. Here, take one of the mints... I'll just throw it at you! x 1/2" tin contains .85 oz. of mints.

  • Fantastic tin
  • Minty flavor
  • A nice way to tell someone they’re too close

Our reusable Close Talker Mints tin measures approx 3 inches x 1.5 inches x .5 inch and contains .85 oz. of mints.

Within the contiguous United States. $5.95 for orders under $49. Orders ship the same day if received by 11AM EST Mon-Fri. Click for more details!

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