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Confetti Prescription Greeting Card

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Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Wish I was there in person to throw this in your face!

Our Confetti Card's prescription for you is stay away from jerks, celebrate the little things, always ask for extra sauce on the side, never turn down a refill if they have soft crushed ice, and never take life too seriously... i mean we on a rock flying through the universe!

Send the perfect pick-me-up with a much needed dose of confetti! A personal sized, glassine envelope of kick butt premium, earth loving bio-degradable confetti is perfectly attached to the best prescription ever written. The printed backside allows you to add a custom sentiment to make the greeting even brighter.

  • Made in the USA
  • Ah..mazing!
  • WARNING: Instant happiness.
  • Sure to become your go-to card for every occasion!

Measures 5 inches wide x 7 inches long. Double-sided print with kraft envelope. Our Confetti Prescription Card was created but a bunch of fun people in St Louis, Missouri.

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