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Confetti Prescription Greeting Card

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Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

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Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Wish I was there in person to throw this in your face!

Our Confetti Card's prescription for you is stay away from jerks, celebrate the little things, always ask for extra sauce on the side, never turn down a refill if they have soft crushed ice, and never take life too seriously... i mean we on a rock flying through the universe!

Send the perfect pick-me-up with a much needed dose of confetti! A personal sized, glassine envelope of kick butt premium, earth loving bio-degradable confetti is perfectly attached to the best prescription ever written. The printed backside allows you to add a custom sentiment to make the greeting even brighter.

  • Made in the USA
  • Ah..mazing!
  • WARNING: Instant happiness.
  • Sure to become your go-to card for every occasion!

Measures 5 inches wide x 7 inches long. Double-sided print with kraft envelope. Our Confetti Prescription Card was created but a bunch of fun people in St Louis, Missouri.