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Congratulations On Your New Murder Home Card

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I'm sure everything will be fine

Our celebratory Congratulations On Your Murder Home Housewarming Card is the perfect card for your friends and family members that are moving into a new home. It's a congratulatory sentiment with just a little reminder. Be sure to send them weekly horror DVDs as well.

Front of the card features an illustrated cozy home that says, "Congratulations on your new home! I think I heard there was an unsolved murder in that home a few years ago. Apparently, it was an extremely gruesome crime scene. But whatever. Enjoy your new place!"

  • Inside: Blank for a personal message
  • What's that sound at 3am?
  • Card is blank inside
  • Sturdy recycled card stock.
  • Recycled kraft brown envelope

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. The Congratulations On Your Murder Home Housewarming Card is printed on high quality, recycled card stock and accompanied by 100% recycled kraft brown envelope.