Congratulations On Maintaining Such a Low Level of Maturity Birthday Card
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Up high, down low, you're too slow!
Our Congratulations On Maintaining Such a Low Level of Maturity Birthday Card celebrates the survival of your inner juvenile delinquent that successfully escaped the permanent detention hall known as social conditioning. Too bad, so sad!
Of course depending on your relationship you have with whoever is on the receiving end this card - it could have an entirely different meaning. If you are particularly skilled in sarcasm, for example, it may leave your low-life ex scratching their pea-brain filled monkey heads. (no offense to monkey heads)
Front of card:
- Greeting says: Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity
- Illustrated with a prismatic explosion of colors
Inside of card:
- Greeting says: Don't ever change! Happy Birthday
- Light purple framed in bursts of muted rainbow colors
Envelope:
- Matching ArtVelope. Vibrantly printed with rainbow starbursts
Super eco friendly!
- 100% post-consumer recycled paper card/envelope. VOC-free vegetable-based vibra-color printing. 100% print/production via solar energy. Unbleached Kraft envelope produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw.
Made in the USA! Full-color card measures 4 inches wide x 6 inches tall. Our Congratulations On Maintaining Such a Low Level of Maturity Birthday Card is a welcome pat on the back.
