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Have A Sleeve Or Three Birthday Card

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


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We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Show 'em you're one smart cookie for finding the perfect birthday card!

Our deliciously fun Oreo Cookie Birthday Card is simply the sweetest greeting out there because there's nothing better than celebrating your adulthood than by acting like an unsupervised child!

Know a cookie lover with an upcoming birthday? Please encourage them to break out their elastic-waisted party pants and let loose with our Oreo Cookie Birthday Card.

  • Have A Sleeve Or Three Birthday Card
  • Front reads: Happy Birthday! Have a sleeve or three!!!
  • The artwork features an iconic package of everyone's childhood favorite, black and white creme-filled sandwich cookie.
  • Inside blank for a handwritten message. May we suggest… We (milk) mustache you to have a wonder-filled birthday, double-stuffed with fun!
  • Digitally printed on heavyweight 100% recycled paper
  • Made in the USA.

Sometimes we get so caught up in adulting we forget that we're the ones in charge. And with that, one of the (only) joys of becoming a grown-up is doing whatever you want (within limits of the law and your bank account, of course - but there's usually some wiggle room - unlike in your ever constricting pants)

This unique card is a hand-drawn illustration by Texas graphic designer & artist Kat French; then printed on 100% recycled 130# uncoated cover stock. Blank inside. This A2 size card measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall and includes a brown kraft envelope packaged in a cellophane sleeve for protection.

Cookie Monster approved. Encourage the birthday boy or girl to live the dream with our Oreo lover Have A Sleeve Or Three Birthday Card!

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