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Cracking Nuts Christmas Stocking Stuffer Soap Bar

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Tis the season for busting balls and cracking nuts!

Nuts will be most cracking with this heady fragranced festive bar of soap! Our hilarious Cracking Nuts Christmas Soap Bar is a fun & cheeky guy gift and an absurdly perfect stocking stuffer for all the men in your life! With gorgeous cinnamon and cedarwood, it’s a warming, earthy rude Christmas soap bar which will be enjoyed for a long time after the festivities have finished.

  • Cracking Nuts Christmas Soap Bar
  • Lather up nuts, butts, and anywhere else! This soothing, spicy soap will gently cleanse and refresh.
  • 100% natural soap with cinammon and cedarwood essential oils!
  • UK Gift of the Year 2021 Winner - Judges' Choice and Novelty Category
  • Contains no artificial ingredients or palm oil and is SLS and paraben-free.
  • Not tested on animals, and safe for vegans! So it’s fun, effective, and kind!
  • Made in the United Kingdom

Perfect for Christmas gifts, funny stocking fillers, rude secret Santa gifts, they’ll be rocking their socks off with laughter around the Christmas tree.Ingredients: Sodium cocoate, Sodium olivate, Aqua, Butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, Cedrus deodara (cedarwood) wood oil, Cinnamomum zeylanicum (cinnamon) leaf oil contains eugenol, benzyl benzoate, linalool, Cinnamomum zeylanicum (cinnamon) bark powder.

Our Cracking Nut Christmas Soap Bar measures approximately 3.2 inches long x 2.2 inches wide x 1 inch tall. This rude Christmas soap bar is cheeky awesome and naturally hilarious.

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