Crafty B*tch Happy Birthday Card

Offensive + DelightfulSKU: CARD-9387

Sale price$4.99
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Our sassy Crafty Bitch Happy Birthday Card is perfect for those friends that can make something out of anything. Fully re-purposing a milk carton, old piece of wood and a bent nail into a beautiful hummingbird feeder. Some serious modern day MacGyver shit.

Just give her some junk and some paint and it's suddenly a gorgeous piece of art. Obviously, it can also mean that she's cunning and skilled in deception... but that's also like MacGyver!

The front of the card features a vintage style design of girl sewing and says "Happy Birthday Crafty Bitch", and is blank inside for a personal message.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100 lb Forest friendly paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our Crafty Bitch Happy Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a crafty bitch!

Offensive + Delightful - Crafty B*tch Happy Birthday Card


Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
We can all relate to this!

I second this emotion! Need about a dozen of these cards for the many who are now cycling through their second, and third birthdays a la covid.
But at least we're still here to complain about it, and this card conveys that sentiment perfectly. The card and envelope are sturdy and the printing fine. The person I'll be sending this to shortly will love it.

Love this card!

Love this card! The envelope for this card is extra cool metallic-y sort of copper-ish color. Love it! Sending to a friend dealing with multiple health challenges. Anytime they need to curse but don't want to do it out loud, they can let the gator do the talking because f*^#! Serious health challenges suck out loud.

Nicely printed, heavy card stock, waaay great envelope. Yup. It's a winner.

Melissa P.
Best card ever!

I’m very honest and I like to swear, a lot so these cards are perfect!

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