Skip to content
🍂 SHOP OUR FALL SALE | Huge markdowns plus Free Shipping + Bonus $10 OFF Coupon 🍂 Ends Tonight!
🍂 SHOP OUR FALL SALE | Huge markdowns plus Free Shipping + Bonus $10 OFF Coupon 🍂 Ends Tonight!

Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card

Out Of Stock
Sold Out
Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
Original price
$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99


Mix or Match! Cannot be combined with additional discounts. Shop All Funny Greeting Cards

Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Thistle help make it the best birthday ever.

So fresh and so green, green... our Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card is an unbelievably fun way to say “Aloe!” and continue to sew the seeds of your perennial friendship.

  • Front of Card: Happy Birthday you crazy plant lady
  • Inside: Blank so you have plenty of room for punny messages like “Sup, succa! It’s party thyme! Pot it likes it’s hot.”
  • Handmade in the USA!

Created and designed in Charlotte, North Carolina. Folded card with an aqua recycled paper envelope, measures 7 inches tall x 5 inches wide. Constructed from 100% recycled, 100# natural cardstock. Packaged in a clear protective sleeve. Our Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card was designed and produced by a woman-owned company.