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The Cure Cat Birthday Card

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Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick...

Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow love cats will enjoy commiserating with the quietly cat-a-strophic expression of the Robert Smith vibing cat gracing the front of our The Cure Birthday Card!

  • The Cure Cat Birthday Card 😾🖤
  • Front of card: I hope your birthday is like a dream. Just like heaven.
  • Inside of card: Blank for a purrsonal message
  • Design: Shockingly white cat with all of the Robert Smith vibes - wild hair, heavy eyeliner, dark clothing, and an iconic misery-filled expression.
  • Eco-Friendly - Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper, paired with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope, and packaged in a protective biodegradable cello sleeve.
  • Made in the USA

Predating, emo or goth music, and recoiling like an annoyed cat at the idea of being labeled, Robert Smith and the Cure are true music icons. This clever greeting card is a unique way to humorously identify with the existential dread that comes with getting a year older.

Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compostable clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our feline-loving The Cure Cat Birthday Card was designed in Rhode Island by self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote.