Dead Bird Hide-A-Key
Flew the coop and forgot your house key, again? ‼️🐦
It's not as if a key will magically fall out of the sky and land in your hand! Now a dead bird, on the other hand... Okay, not so likely either, and thank goodness! But our drop-dead funny Dead Bird Hide-a-Key is the cheeky solution to absent-minded fowl-y!
- Dead Bird Hide-A-Key 🗝️🪦🐦
- Your secret is dead safe with him!
- This bluebird of happiness has the classic markings of an untimely cartoon death. Both eyes X'd out eyes, with a tongue hanging out the side of his mouth. Possibly it just got hit by an Acme anvil?
- The not-so-fluffy underbelly of this feathered beast contains a hidden compartment to stash your emergency key in plain sight.
- A fun housewarming gift! After all, know what they say! A key in the bird is worth two in the bush! Erm, well, you know, something like that!
Ideal for placement in the garden near your growing collection of garden gnomes!