Desktop Fire Extinguisher With Sound
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
We don't need no water let the m*therf*cker burn
JK. No reason to pull an Office Space just yet. However, our Desktop Fire Extinguisher will quickly become a workplace essential, when putting out fires is the top bullet point in your unwritten job description. Suit up and come to the rescue as you swiftly bring about resolutions to otherwise impossible situations with a smile on your face. As long as you have your trusty stress reliever in arm's reach, you're unstoppable!
- Desktop Faux Fire Extinguisher
- Blow some steam instead of blowing your lid!
- Just press down the nozzle, and this mini fire extinguisher releases a satisfying whooshing sound.
- Will only put out proverbial fires, not those with actual flames.
- 3 inch tall mini fire extinguisher with swooshing sound
- 32-page illustrated mini book+
This mini kit is a humorous gift for your office manager, co-worker, or boss. Break it out at this year's White Elephant gift exchange and let it fan the flames of fun!
Kit includes one mini fire-engine-red faux fire extinguisher/sound-maker and a 32-page miniature book with illustrations. You can forget about putting natural fires out with this sight gag! Our Desktop Faux Fire Extinguisher is for perceived office workplace emergencies only!
