You're Doing it Wrong Greeting Card
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Bless your heart.
We get it. Nobody is perfect. And our pithy You're Doing it Wrong Dishwasher Valentine's Day Card playfully acknowledges your sweetie's cringy attempts at loading the dishwasher, while lovingly embracing their imperfection.
- Cute and colorful illustration of a dishwasher being loaded.
- Front of card reads: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG but I love you anyway
- Blank inside for your own personal message
- Made from recycled material, and packaged in a compost-friendly clear protective sleeve
While your partner may have loads of issues positioning things correctly, like placing containers belly-up, *gasp* letting spoons spoon, etc. at the end of the day, it all comes out in the wash. A fun-loving card to be given to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, roommate, partner or whatever dirty nickname you call one another on Valentine's Day, your anniversary, or any day you want to show your love and appreciation.
Professionally printed on 130# recycled card stock. A2 folded card measures approximately 5.5 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide. Includes matching A2 100% recycled kraft envelope, measuring approximately 4.375 inches tall x 5.75 inches wide. Our You're Doing it Wrong Dishwasher Valentine's Day Card is for not so-domesticated, domestic partners.