Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, You Stupid Idiot Greeting Card
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Ugh, You're such a dummy!
Of all people, you are the last one that should be hard on yourself! If you have a friend you can send this card to... you have won the friendship lottery! The in-your-face bold statement should get your point across just fine. Not everyone wants some lame sappy sentimental card!
- Printed on cotton paper
- Handmade in the USA
- Eco-friendly materials
- Blank inside for personal note
The On the Bright Side Tomorrow Could Be Worse Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Printed on heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes and includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve.