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Don't Dry So Close To Me Dish Towel

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Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
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$12.99 - $12.99
Current price $12.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Not responsible for Stuck Song Syndrome

We all have to dry dishes, why not hum along while doing it? The Police-inspired Don't Dry So Close To Me Dish Towel makes the perfect companion in your kitchen.

Screen-printed with water-based ink, this super-soft tea towel absorbs wonderfully. Not responsible for Stuck Song Syndrome.

Great for:

  • Drying Dishes
  • Wiping hands
  • Wringing out freshly washed greens, herbs, or veggies
  • Storing fresh produce
  • Covering homemade ferments, like kombucha or sauerkraut

100% cotton. Machine wash cold. Hang or lay flat to dry. Iron high, do not bleach. Measures 21 inches wide x 28 inches long.

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