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Don't Make Mommy Be A B*tch Socks

by Blue Q
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Original price $13.99 - Original price $13.99
Original price
$13.99 - $13.99
Current price $13.99

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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I'm sorry... what did you just say? 💁‍♀️

Moms know what these socks are all about. You're relaxing, having a good time, no sign of the ain't-takin-no-crap momster alter ego in sight, then suddenly at the roll of an eye, or an exaggerated sigh, she's unleashed. 

  • Don't Make Mommy Be A Bitch Socks
  • Make a statement, and a not-so-veiled threat, without speaking a word!
  • Oatmeal Heather, with Slate Grey heels and toes, and Poppy Red & Grey flowers
  • They look great with your sneakers, Mary Janes, and your fav pair of shit kickers!
  • A fun gift for the sometimes scary mom.
  • These socks speaketh this trutheth.

Because even if you're an awesome mom 95% of the time, and seem to have all the patience in the world - there may be times when you've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not even a speck.

Includes one pair of socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. Made of 43% soft luxurious combed cotton, 55% nylon, and 2% spandex. Don't Make Mommy Be a Bitch Socks are an awesome Mother's Day gift or stocking stuffer!

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