Emergency Chicken Sound Machine
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Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency
Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The sound machine includes four sounds — peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk.
Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes even with our permissive business casual dress code.
- Electronic sound maker
- Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
- Peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk
- Batteries included
Measures approx 3.5 inches. Batteries included. Everyone loves these sounds... anytime!
