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Emergency Chicken Sound Machine

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Original price $10.99
Original price $10.99 - Original price $10.99
Original price $10.99
Current price $8.24
$8.24 - $8.24
Current price $8.24
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Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency

Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The sound machine includes four sounds — peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk.

Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, “This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating.” But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken’s lack of pants clashes even with our permissive business casual dress code.

  • Electronic sound maker
  • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
  • Peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk
  • Batteries included

Measures approx 3.5 inches. Batteries included. Everyone loves these sounds... anytime!