Emergency Fart Button
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Red Alert Red Alert!
Looking to clear the room? Fire a warning shot with our Emergency Fart Button! The opposite of a SBD (Silent But Deadly) this handy little gadget will allow you to wield the power of imminent disaster, by seemingly unleashing the byproducts of Taco Tuesday.
Every time you tap the button, a thunderous fart sound emerges. Features six different sounds and a finale that rips through all 6 sounds.
- Movie prop worthy, iconic "big red button" design
- Hit the red button when you want to let one loose
- Fart finale on the 7th press rips through all butt burps in a chilling crescendo
Rip-roaring fun for the whole family! A clever stocking stuffer or gift for the potty humor lover in your family. Safer than letting an actual fart fly - it will not cause choking, vomiting, and there is no threat of a shart attack.
Electronic fart machine. Mimics the familiar sounds brought about by the expulsion of intestinal gases through the anus. Measures approximately 3.5 X 1.5 X 3.5 inches. Our Emergency Fart Button requires AAA batteries, included.
