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Give Life A Paper Cut And Squeeze Some Lemon Into It Encouragement Card

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Rock, paper, lemons? πŸͺ¨πŸ“πŸ‹

When life finds you stuck between a rock and a hard place, it's time to show it who's boss! Pucker up buttercup! The sting of sarcastic wit found within this card will provide a jolt of laughter and a hilarious push in the right direction.

  • Lemon Squeeze Encouragement Card
  • Front: When life gives you lemons...
  • Inside: Give life a paper cut and squeeze some of that lemon into it. You got this. Life doesn't know who it's dealing with.
  • Proudly made in the USA

A sweet and sour addition to the aptly named "Pretty Sarcastic" collection by Mrs. Murphy, this bitterly fun card shows off the talent Mrs. Murphy has for combining her love of patterns, illustration, and design with sharply delivered wit and sarcasm.

Made in the USA! This sarcastically funny card is printed on high-quality paper made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste. Paired with a brown kraft envelope that is 100% recycled, 20% PCW. Measures approximately 6.25 inches wide x 4.5 inches long.

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