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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Sticker

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


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We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

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Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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A dazzling overreaction

Our painfully funny Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Holographic Glitter Vinyl Sticker is sore accurate you may literally die laughing. Okay, so maybe you'll just be dying to find an awesome place to stick this totally relatable sticker!

Remember those tall sticker vending machines, where you'd have to stand your quarters up straight up on their ends and push the metal tray for it to dispense? Well this awesome sticker totally reminds us of you'd find in there, and also you're old.

  • Teal text printed on silver holographic glitter vinyl awesomeness
  • Perfect for laptops, tablets, and wherever you feel like sticking it!
  • Sticker measures 1.2 " x 2.75 "
  • Made in the USA

It's like you wake up one morning, and you hurt. Go to hard at the gym yesterday? Sleep wrong? Or maybe, as your grandma would say - you're no spring chicken anymore. If you or anyone else can identify with these symptoms gift this sticker immediately and don't call us in the morning.

Weatherproof. Not dishwasher safe when applied to a water bottle. Die-cut so it’s easy to pull-off. Our Everything hurts and I'm dying glitter sticker is everything.

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