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Everything is Garbage Greeting Card

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Original price $5.49 - Original price $5.49
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$5.49 - $5.49
Current price $5.49

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Everything's coming up roses garbage

Our wonderfully pithy Everything is Garbage Card is the perfect combination of cute and cranky. This perky little ray of sunshine is a great any-time card to celebrate how simultaneously beautiful and trashy life can be!

  • Front: Everything is Garbage.
  • Inside: Blank for a personal message

Featuring blue skies, complete with a shiny happy sunshine, a blue bird chirping a love song, smiling flowers in full bloom, with a busy bumble bee enjoying the day. The bold purple text delivering this sarcastic message surely warrants a double-take and a good belly laugh!

  • Hand-printed on a vintage letterpress machine
  • 100% cotton paper made from reclaimed lint creates a tactile surface texture
  • 30% post-consumer recycled envelope, and packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve
  • Designed + handmade in Chicago, IL

Made in the USA! Eco-friendly. Heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes. Includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve. A2 card measures 4.5 x 6.25 inches. Our Everything is Garbage Card is handmade at McBitterson's studio located in an old factory building in Chicago.

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