Everything is Garbage Greeting Card
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Everything's coming up
Our wonderfully pithy Everything is Garbage Card is the perfect combination of cute and cranky. This perky little ray of sunshine is a great any-time card to celebrate how simultaneously beautiful and trashy life can be!
- Front: Everything is Garbage.
- Inside: Blank for a personal message
Featuring blue skies, complete with a shiny happy sunshine, a blue bird chirping a love song, smiling flowers in full bloom, with a busy bumble bee enjoying the day. The bold purple text delivering this sarcastic message surely warrants a double-take and a good belly laugh!
- Hand-printed on a vintage letterpress machine
- 100% cotton paper made from reclaimed lint creates a tactile surface texture
- 30% post-consumer recycled envelope, and packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve
- Designed + handmade in Chicago, IL
Made in the USA! Eco-friendly. Heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes. Includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve. A2 card measures 4.5 x 6.25 inches. Our Everything is Garbage Card is handmade at McBitterson's studio located in an old factory building in Chicago.