F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card

Offensive + DelightfulSKU: CARD-9388

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In a while crocodile

This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the croc under the dark water... because that's our reaction. Did you know that some crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet, but most only have four.

But seriously, give this to a friend when things haven't gone as planned or even as a fun note to get together soon because you guys haven't seen each other in a long time. Because that's how you tell alligators and crocodiles apart... one will see you later and the other will see you in a while.

The front of the card features a vintage style crocodile print and says "Fuck!", and is blank inside for a personal message.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100 lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our hilarious Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a bad ass chick!

Offensive + Delightful - F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card

Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
We can all relate to this!

I second this emotion! Need about a dozen of these cards for the many who are now cycling through their second, and third birthdays a la covid.
But at least we're still here to complain about it, and this card conveys that sentiment perfectly. The card and envelope are sturdy and the printing fine. The person I'll be sending this to shortly will love it.

Love this card!

Love this card! The envelope for this card is extra cool metallic-y sort of copper-ish color. Love it! Sending to a friend dealing with multiple health challenges. Anytime they need to curse but don't want to do it out loud, they can let the gator do the talking because f*^#! Serious health challenges suck out loud.

Nicely printed, heavy card stock, waaay great envelope. Yup. It's a winner.

Melissa P.
Best card ever!

I’m very honest and I like to swear, a lot so these cards are perfect!

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