F*ck, Marry, Kill? Adult Card Game
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No one is safe from being wed, dead, or taken to bed.
Our crude, rude, and socially acceptable (in the right crowd) F*ck Marry, Kill Card Game is a wild ride, whether you're drinking or not! We've all played this choose-your-own-adventure in our heads, so let your weirdest fantasies (or nightmares) run wild with this obscenely fun card game!
- Fuck, Marry, Kill Card Game
- In this hilarious (adults only) card game each player will get a set of three random cards in which they have to choose who they would F*ck, who they would Marry and who they would shove in a cold dark grave.
- With a unique mixture of celebrities, cartoon characters, and people in your life, it's guaranteed to be an exciting and possibly scarring evening!
- FMK, GO! Homer Simpson, Your friend's grandmother, Bob Ross
- A fun drinking game for your vulgar lot of like-minded friends!
Our Fuck, Marry, Kill Card Game is designed for 2 or more players. The game box measures approximately 6 inches long x 3.75 inches wide x 1.5 inches tall. Adult content, not suitable for players under 18 years.