F*cking Meetings Candle
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Smells like this could have been an email...
Our angst-poured Fucking Meetings Candle is for anyone that has been called to a meeting that was really about nothing... or at least should've just been a group email regarding the subject. The candle has a bourbon in coffee scent and the label reads, smells like this could have been an email... and this is why I drink.
Really Karen, did you really have to schedule that meeting for 6:15 pm on a Friday? All to tell us you'd put feedback in the PowerPoint? Because you couldn't put that in a fucking email? Don't worry, I'll text you all my feedback on Saturday around dawn.
- Bourbon in my coffee scent
- Double wick burn time: 60 hours
- Handmade candle
- Perfect gift for co-workers
Fucking Meetings candle is handmade, no two are identical. 17 oz. Burn time is approx 60 hours. Bourbon in my coffee scented. Meetings, because some people just like to hear themselves talk.
