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New Parent Conversations Greeting Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
Original price
$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99


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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Oh boy! (or girl!) Who's got the potty mouth now! 👶💩

Our cheeky New Parent Conversations Greeting Card illuminates a future a parent-to-be cannot escape. Life will soon revolve around changing diapers, inspecting diapers, and planning around diaper changes into the wee-wee hours of the morning. There may be throw-up, definitely blow-outs, and a 100% chance of unexpected showers. Did we mention snot? What about drool? Because there will be more than you ever expected. Buckle up, buttercup!

  • Parenthood Conversations Greeting Card
  • Front of Card: You are about to become intimately familiar with so many bodily functions. (Congratulations!)
  • Inside: Blank. Be as chatty as you'd like about the wonders of parenthood!
  • Designed by a women-owned small business based in Snoqualmie, Washington.
  • Handmade in the USA! 

This warmly sarcastic parenthood card design was created by Rain, of Cheeky Kumquat. She established the company in 2013 when she chose to leave her tedious job behind and follow her dreams.

This A2 folded card measures 5.5 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide and is professionally printed on high-quality 130lb card stock. It includes a 100% recycled speckle-tone brown envelope and is packaged in a clear protective sleeve.