Fart Ninja Silent But Deadly Men's Socks
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Silent Butt Deadly
Our oh-so-cheeky Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks are the experienced accessory for the professional covert fart agent and deliverer of clandestine meetings between your nose and unwanted butt gas.
- Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks
- Classic red and black ninja-style featuring a gassy-assed assassin with "Fart Ninja - Silent but Deadly" moniker
- A safe butt hilarious gift for Farter's Day
- One size fits most recreational farters
We have a sneaking suspicion that either you know a fart ninja, or are one yourself! Feel free to remain undercover, until the moment strikes and you decide to flash a little ankle and a knowing smirk. Have fun delivering a SBD with a wink and a smile this Father's Day! It's the perfect gift for smelly brothers, boyfriend's, roommates, dads, and more!
Men's shoe size 7-12. Red and black socks with farting ninja design. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Our Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks are a brain fart child by Groovy Things, Co., a family-run company HQ'd in Frisco, Texas.
