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Fart Ninja Silent But Deadly Men's Socks

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Silent Butt Deadly

Our oh-so-cheeky Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks are the experienced accessory for the professional covert fart agent and deliverer of clandestine meetings between your nose and unwanted butt gas.

  • Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks
  • Classic red and black ninja-style featuring a gassy-assed assassin with "Fart Ninja - Silent but Deadly" moniker
  • A safe butt hilarious gift for Farter's Day
  • One size fits most recreational farters

We have a sneaking suspicion that either you know a fart ninja, or are one yourself! Feel free to remain undercover, until the moment strikes and you decide to flash a little ankle and a knowing smirk. Have fun delivering a SBD with a wink and a smile this Father's Day! It's the perfect gift for smelly brothers, boyfriend's, roommates, dads, and more!

Men's shoe size 7-12. Red and black socks with farting ninja design. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Our Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks are a brain fart child by Groovy Things, Co., a family-run company HQ'd in Frisco, Texas.

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