Fart Ninja Silent But Deadly Men's Socks

Groovy Things CoSKU: SOCK-1260

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Silent Butt Deadly

Our oh-so-cheeky Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks are the experienced accessory for the professional covert fart agent and deliverer of clandestine meetings between your nose and unwanted butt gas.

  • Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks
  • Classic red and black ninja-style featuring a gassy-assed assassin with "Fart Ninja - Silent but Deadly" moniker
  • A safe butt hilarious gift for Farter's Day
  • One size fits most recreational farters

We have a sneaking suspicion that either you know a fart ninja, or are one yourself! Feel free to remain undercover, until the moment strikes and you decide to flash a little ankle and a knowing smirk. Have fun delivering a SBD with a wink and a smile this Father's Day! It's the perfect gift for smelly brothers, boyfriend's, roommates, dads, and more!

Men's shoe size 7-12. Red and black socks with farting ninja design. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Our Fart Ninja Men's Crew Socks are a brain fart child by Groovy Things, Co., a family-run company HQ'd in Frisco, Texas.

Within the contiguous United States. $5.95 for orders under $49. Orders ship the same day if received by 11AM EST Mon-Fri. Click for more details!

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