Fart Scented Candle
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Fire in the hole!
Our Fart Candle falls into the SBD (Silent But Deadly) category of farts.
That sickening sweet and sour, completely nauseating smell of sulfur and methane gas from our Fart Scented Candle will make you reminisce of that time you ate those week old Taco Bell Bean Burritos from the back of your fridge. Never doing that again!
People fart on average 30 times a day... or wait was that just what Oprah told Dr. Oz? Anyway, everyone farts - so everyone needs one of these candles!
Our Stinky Candles provide you with a memorable experience, make you smile and capture the worlds finer stenches in life!
Candle is made by hand and ready for gift giving in a smart looking tin. Measures 2 inches in diameter x 2 inches tall. Made in the good ol' USA!
