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Festive As F*ck Holiday Socks

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๐ŸŽต We Wish You a Sweary Christmas! ๐ŸŽต

Our hilarious Festive AF socks are the perfect accessory to get you in the holiday spirit!

These Christmas stockings are excellent for gift giving! A perfect fit for those folks who fully embrace the Christmas season as well as their delightfully foul mouths. Not to mention those unsung heroes who happily defy societal norms by decorating immediately after Halloween. We see you! And Santa's watching.... and having a good laugh.

  • Festive As Fuck Holiday Socks โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐ŸŽ„โ„๏ธ
  • A very snowy (and sweary) Christmas Eve scene with Frosty and the Gingerbread hanging out, and having a jolly good time.
  • Red, white, and green candy-cane striped feet
  • Give a fuck this holiday season, two even!
  • Remember... Santa's watching... may as well give him a hearty chuckle!

Women's crew length socks. 80% Combed Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% Spandex. One size fits most. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Created by Groovy Things, Co. a family-run company with headquarters in Frisco, Texas.