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Festive As F*ck Holiday Socks

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Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
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$12.99 - $12.99
Current price $12.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

๐ŸŽต We Wish You a Sweary Christmas! ๐ŸŽต

Our hilarious Festive AF socks are the perfect accessory to get you in the holiday spirit!

These Christmas stockings are excellent for gift giving! A perfect fit for those folks who fully embrace the Christmas season as well as their delightfully foul mouths. Not to mention those unsung heroes who happily defy societal norms by decorating immediately after Halloween. We see you! And Santa's watching.... and having a good laugh.

  • Festive As Fuck Holiday Socks โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐ŸŽ„โ„๏ธ
  • A very snowy (and sweary) Christmas Eve scene with Frosty and the Gingerbread hanging out, and having a jolly good time.
  • Red, white, and green candy-cane striped feet
  • Give a fuck this holiday season, two even!
  • Remember... Santa's watching... may as well give him a hearty chuckle!

Women's crew length socks. 80% Combed Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% Spandex. One size fits most. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium. Do not bleach. Created by Groovy Things, Co. a family-run company with headquarters in Frisco, Texas.

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