Old and Floppy Disc Birthday Card
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Control+S for an upcoming birthday
Our cheeky Old And Floppy Disc Birthday Card will always be in style! Because poking fun at your friends on their birthdays will never become outdated.
- Old and Floppy Disc Birthday Greeting
- Front: Features an antiquated 3.5-inch floppy disc from PCs gone by (the save icon for your n00bs) with a hilariously rude caption "old and floppy".
- Inside: Blank to add some more salt to the wound.
- Environmentally friendly! Made from sustainably sourced card stock; paired with an envelope made from 100% recycled paper from post-consumer waste.
- Hand-drawn design is digitally colored and printed on a quality cardstock
- Made in the United Kingdom by a woman-owned company
Handmade and illustrated by Goodwick, UK artist Frankie Nicholas. Measures approximately 4.25 x 6 inches tall. Our delightfully disrespectful Old And Floppy Disc Birthday Card are printed on a mid-weight cardstock with a brown craft envelope made from recycled paper.