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For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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$4.99 - $4.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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This is not a swan (swan) song

Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you covered! (and by covered we don't mean like a car parked in the shade of a tree covered in bird poop kinda way - or perhaps maybe we do)

  • Front of card: For fuck's sake, you're still together?
  • Inside of card: Happy Anniversary
  • Design: A shocked/sarcastic seagull commenting on the relationship status of two swans who appear to still be deeply in love.
  • Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees)
  • 100% recycled brown kraft envelope, biodegradable cello sleeve
  • Made in USA

Created by self-taught Rhode Island graphic designer, Anna Cote. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper. Paired with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our Anniversary Swans Seagull Greeting Card is the shit.

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