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Fuck That Candle

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How about... no.

Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab when you're completely done.

A perfect gift for a multitude of situations, invitations, and occasions that you want absolutely nothing the fuck to do with.

  • Sloe Gin Fizz Scented
  • Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
  • Burn time: approx. 40 hours
  • For lovers of curses and curse words

Will help you celebrate and perpetuate the all-to-necessary burning of bridges! A wonderful gift to yourself or others that need to let the fuck go, and bask in the warmth of your inner phoenix rising.

Smells like time's up. 100% soy wax with added color & fragrance. Glass lidded vessel. Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. Our Fuck That Candle is will warm the stone cold heart of the hatiest of haters.