Fuck That Candle
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
How about... no.
Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab when you're completely done.
A perfect gift for a multitude of situations, invitations, and occasions that you want absolutely nothing the fuck to do with.
- Sloe Gin Fizz Scented
- Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
- Burn time: approx. 40 hours
- For lovers of curses and curse words
Will help you celebrate and perpetuate the all-to-necessary burning of bridges! A wonderful gift to yourself or others that need to let the fuck go, and bask in the warmth of your inner phoenix rising.
Smells like time's up. 100% soy wax with added color & fragrance. Glass lidded vessel. Net Weight: 6.5 oz. Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. Our Fuck That Candle is will warm the stone cold heart of the hatiest of haters.