Today You're Special. Tomorrow F*ck You Greeting Card
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
The special treatment with a clear expiration date
Our trash talking Today You're Special. Tomorrow Fuck You Greeting Card recognizes the significant event with a customary folded piece of paper, while firing off a friendly reminder.
- Bright and cheerful colors to catch them off guard
- Front reads: Today you're special Tomorrow fuck you.
- The ultimate cease fire greeting for smack talkers
- Appropriate for siblings' birthdays, and the like
- Made in the USA.
Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio. Card measures 5 inches wide x 7 inches tall. Folded and packed in house, by Jack & Betty. Includes envelope and clear protective sleeve. Our Today You're Special. Tomorrow Fuck You Greeting Card is the perfect smack down.
