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Screw This Stupid Holiday Greeting Card

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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You know what holiday? What makes you think you're so freaking special?

Whatever the occasion, if you'd prefer to screw whatever stupid holiday is upon us, we support you! Obviously our Screw This Stupid Holiday Greeting Card is just the greeting card to do the job!

  • Front of card: Screw This Stupid Holiday
  • Inside of card: Blank for personal message
  • Heavy matte stock printed with eco-friendly vegetable inks
  • Includes kraft envelope
  • Made in USA

Gift others with your personal insight of the bullshit factor of said holiday. Inspire admiration far and wide as you take aim at the holiday of your choosing.

Includes one very single A2 size greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Includes a matching kraft envelope. Our Screw This Stupid Holiday Greeting Card is offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock.

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