Screw This Stupid Holiday Greeting Card
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You know what holiday? What makes you think you're so freaking special?
Whatever the occasion, if you'd prefer to screw whatever stupid holiday is upon us, we support you! Obviously our Screw This Stupid Holiday Greeting Card is just the greeting card to do the job!
- Front of card: Screw This Stupid Holiday
- Inside of card: Blank for personal message
- Heavy matte stock printed with eco-friendly vegetable inks
- Includes kraft envelope
- Made in USA
Gift others with your personal insight of the bullshit factor of said holiday. Inspire admiration far and wide as you take aim at the holiday of your choosing.
Includes one very single A2 size greeting card with matching kraft envelope. Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Includes a matching kraft envelope. Our Screw This Stupid Holiday Greeting Card is offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock.