You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card
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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
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Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
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Thanks a buttload!
No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their face, impossible to ignore. A giant bulbous thank you from the bottom of your heart-shaped tush.
- Front: “You deserve a BIG ASS THANK YOU! ...and this is it!”
- Inside: Blank for your writing pleasure
- Printed on premium 100lb crème colored goodness paper
- 4-color CMYK offset printed with soy-based inks
- Accompanied by a glistening copper 80 lb envelope
- Made in the USA by a woman-owned company
Made in the United States of America by artist, designer, and owner Olga Krigman. Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall and features pink, orange, and gold text. Our Big Ass Thank You Greeting Card is a foul-mouthed declaration of your undying gratitude.