That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card
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Now we feel like a jackass.
We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card, is sure to be a big hit with lovers of dark humor (and for those that derive pleasure from violently swinging a large stick, while blind-folded, in search of a poor paper mache donkey to beat the hell out of for some candy.)
- Front of card: That is some dark ass shit.
- Inside of card: happy birthday.
- Says a donkey staring at a smashed party piñata torn to pieces
- Printed on heavy-weight recycled paper, 100% recycled envelope, protected by a biodegradable cello sleeve.
- This card is eco-friendly!
- Made in USA
This card is a kickass find for friends and family with a delightfully twisted sense of humor.
Designed by Anna Cote, a self-taught graphic designer located in Rhode Island. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Invite our That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card as a gift to your next fiesta!
