That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card

Modern Printed MatterSKU: CARD-7476

Sale price$4.99

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Now we feel like a jackass.

We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card, is sure to be a big hit with lovers of dark humor (and for those that derive pleasure from violently swinging a large stick, while blind-folded, in search of a poor paper mache donkey to beat the hell out of for some candy.)

  • Front of card: That is some dark ass shit.
  • Inside of card: happy birthday.
  • Says a donkey staring at a smashed party piñata torn to pieces
  • Printed on heavy-weight recycled paper, 100% recycled envelope, protected by a biodegradable cello sleeve.
  • This card is eco-friendly!
  • Made in USA

This card is a kickass find for friends and family with a delightfully twisted sense of humor.

Designed by Anna Cote, a self-taught graphic designer located in Rhode Island. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Invite our That is Some Dark Ass Shit Piñata Birthday Card as a gift to your next fiesta!


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