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Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel

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Original price $12.99 - Original price $12.99
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$12.99 - $12.99
Current price $12.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

When the kitchen is clean, and you mean business.

Our feisty and fearsome Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel offers a fair warning to any-and-all potential offenders. Designed in eye-catching lime green and blinding white font, there's zero chance they'll miss this sign of trouble ahead!

  • Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel
  • Boldly reads: I left this kitchen spotless. Mess it up and I'll break your face. (Probably with a rolling pin. Trust me. I've thought it through.)
  • This cheeky tea towel is silkscreened with love in the UK.
  • Measures 31 inches long x 20 inches wide, so it's plenty big enough to clean up the blood left behind by said face breakage.
  • Made with aggressively high-quality 100% cotton.
  • A great gift idea for the consummate clean freak, sick-and-tired parent, or fed-up roommate!
Screen-printed and manufactured in the United Kingdom. This hilarious housewarming gift comes folded in a cardboard sleeve, perfectly presented for gift-giving fun. Since the ass-whooping wooden spoon of days gone by has been made illegal in all 50 states, our Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel will send the threatening for you!

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