Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel

brainbox candySKU: TOWL-3318
ONLY 1 LEFT!
*FREE SHIPPING on $49+

Price:
Sale price$12.99
Stock:
Low Inventory Alert - In stock + ready to ship!

banner
$7 SALE WEEKEND SALE
Shop gifts that are now only $7!
external-oven-appliances-kiranshastry-lineal-color-kiranshastry
Fun Kitchen Gear
Shop more funny oven mitts + kitchen gear!
alarm
Almost Gone!
Shop more gifts that are almost out of stock!

Description

When the kitchen is clean, and you mean business.

Our feisty and fearsome Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel offers a fair warning to any-and-all potential offenders. Designed in eye-catching lime green and blinding white font, there's zero chance they'll miss this sign of trouble ahead!

  • Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel
  • Boldly reads: I left this kitchen spotless. Mess it up and I'll break your face. (Probably with a rolling pin. Trust me. I've thought it through.)
  • This cheeky tea towel is silkscreened with love in the UK.
  • Measures 31 inches long x 20 inches wide, so it's plenty big enough to clean up the blood left behind by said face breakage.
  • Made with aggressively high-quality 100% cotton.
  • A great gift idea for the consummate clean freak, sick-and-tired parent, or fed-up roommate!
Screen-printed and manufactured in the United Kingdom. This hilarious housewarming gift comes folded in a cardboard sleeve, perfectly presented for gift-giving fun. Since the ass-whooping wooden spoon of days gone by has been made illegal in all 50 states, our Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel will send the threatening for you!

brainbox candy - Spotless Kitchen Dish Towel

Customer Reviews

No reviews yet
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)

often purchased with...

recently viewed