Get The F*cking Hint Ballpoint Pens
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $5.95 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $5.99 (more information)
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Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
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- Get The Hint Click Top Ballpoint Pens
- A quietly hostile set of pens to help you get through the madness of your day
- This gift set includes five (5) black-as-your-soul ink pens
- Express your various levels of fucked-up-ness:
- Fuck This
- Fuck That
- Don't Fuck This Up
- Fuck Yeah
- Fuckity Fuck
A fun gift for like-minded foul-mouthed co-workers or your bestie who's letting work or school get the best of them! Great for tax season!
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