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Global Pandemic Covid Birthday Card

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Original price $5.49
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Current price $0.99
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Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Lockdowns are all the rage

Commiserate and separately celebrate with our cheeky Global Pandemic Birthday Card! While we patiently wait for the roller derby, bowling alley, nightclub, bar-hopping birthday party celebrations to make a comeback the least you can do is send a card, and get some plans on lockdown for when we're finally able to freely to move about our seats.

  • Front: My God. I just want to celebrate your birthday like there isn't a global pandemic raging!
  • Inside: Blank for your personal message
  • A multi-colored swirled paint background creates a beautiful mess of a background to highlight a hot mess of a year.
  • Printed on premium creme colored paper, coupled with a shimmery copper metallic envelope
  • Eco-friendly, and locally 4-color offset printed with soy based inks
  • Made in the USA by a woman-owned company

Swirls of colors and retro graphic. Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Created by artist, designer, and owner Olga Krigman. Our Global Pandemic Birthday Card is a covid-19 free, and only spreads contagious smiles.