Global Pandemic Covid Birthday Card

Offensive + DelightfulSKU: CARD-7822
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Lockdowns are all the rage

Commiserate and separately celebrate with our cheeky Global Pandemic Birthday Card! While we patiently wait for the roller derby, bowling alley, nightclub, bar-hopping birthday party celebrations to make a comeback the least you can do is send a card, and get some plans on lockdown for when we're finally able to freely to move about our seats.

  • Front: My God. I just want to celebrate your birthday like there isn't a global pandemic raging!
  • Inside: Blank for your personal message
  • A multi-colored swirled paint background creates a beautiful mess of a background to highlight a hot mess of a year.
  • Printed on premium creme colored paper, coupled with a shimmery copper metallic envelope
  • Eco-friendly, and locally 4-color offset printed with soy based inks
  • Made in the USA by a woman-owned company

Swirls of colors and retro graphic. Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Created by artist, designer, and owner Olga Krigman. Our Global Pandemic Birthday Card is a covid-19 free, and only spreads contagious smiles.

Offensive + Delightful - Global Pandemic Covid Birthday Card

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KATHLEEN P.
We can all relate to this!

I second this emotion! Need about a dozen of these cards for the many who are now cycling through their second, and third birthdays a la covid.
But at least we're still here to complain about it, and this card conveys that sentiment perfectly. The card and envelope are sturdy and the printing fine. The person I'll be sending this to shortly will love it.

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KATHLEEN P.
Love this card!

Love this card! The envelope for this card is extra cool metallic-y sort of copper-ish color. Love it! Sending to a friend dealing with multiple health challenges. Anytime they need to curse but don't want to do it out loud, they can let the gator do the talking because f*^#! Serious health challenges suck out loud.

Nicely printed, heavy card stock, waaay great envelope. Yup. It's a winner.

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Melissa P.
Best card ever!

I’m very honest and I like to swear, a lot so these cards are perfect!

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