Gosh Darnit! Anti Profanity Candle
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Doggone it! What the flipping heck!
Our Gosh Darnit Anti-Profanity Candle is so frickin' cute that it may make us want to give up cursing for good! And that's saying a helluva lot!
The day has come. You once identified with the mischievous and carefree Dennis the Menace, but seemingly overnight, you've morphed into the cranky next-door neighbor, Mr. Wilson. Seeing things from his side of the hill, or errrr... fence, certainly changes your perspective!
- Gosh Darnit! Anti-Profanity Candle
- Silent Spring Scent (Freshly Cut Grass)
- Iconic steel paint can, containing 12 ounces of high-quality soy wax
- Dressed in a quirky mid-century-styled label that reads "NEW & IMPROVED Gosh Darnit STAY OFF MY LAWN, YOU DANG KIDS I just sprayed the roundup."
- This can-dle has a burn time of approximately 50+ hours.
- Hand-poured in the USA!
Silent Spring Scent, aka Freshly Cut Grass. Premium soy wax, hand-poured by the fun-loving Whiskey River residing in Newark, Ohio, USA. This darn fine-looking steel paint bucket holds 12 oz and measures approximately 4 inches tall x 3.25 inches in diameter. Darn-tootin' our Gosh Darnit! Anti-Profanity Candle is a damn good way to troll your suburban-living, filthy-mouthed best friend.