Didn't Die This Past Year Happy Birthday Award Ribbon
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And the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to...
Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday Award Ribbon! And, well, to someone who is still alive, of course. Oh, and while we're on the subject, please don't shower with your plugged hairdryer.
Just like the ribbons that were handed out on Field Day, in a way, this could be considered a participation award - since indeed they just went along for a ride around the sun another year. But man, it sure can be one helluva bumpy ride!
- Happy Birthday Didn't Die This Past Year Award Ribbon 🎂
- Light blue satin ribbon with gold foil stamped graphics, letter set by hand.
- Includes fun card backing to designate "Awarded to:" and "Awarded by"
- Why? Because real life is hard and you deserve to be awarded for all of the small victories in modern life.
- Our cheeky AdultingFTW Ribbon is an awesome add-on gift to accompany one of our greeting cards, or as a stand-alone present!
Retro blue satin ribbon with gold foil. The ribbon itself measures approximately 1 5/8 inches wide x 6 inches long, and comes on a 2 inch wide x 8 inch long greeting backing card.
Brought to you by a fun small business in Canada. Printed in the USA. Our Happy Birthday Didn't Die This Past Year Ribbon Award is for those who survived this long on their good sense of humor!
