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Happy Birthday To A Badass MoFo Card

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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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You've got it, strut it

Our honorable Happy Birthday To A Badass MoFo Card is the perfect card for those friends that are just so bad ass. They've done it all and continue to set the stride. This is a great way to tell them Happy Birthday.

The front of the card features an ostrich and says "Happy Birthday to a BadAssMotherfucker", and is blank inside for a personal message.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100 lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.

Our Happy Birthday To A Badass MoFo Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a bad ass chick!

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