Happy Birthday You Fabulous B*tch Card
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Bitch please, you're fabulous!
Birthday cards are hard to find for that crafty friend that makes you jealous and admire them at the same time! Look no further, our Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch Card is here... the perfect card.
That fabulous bitch does everything right but not in a snobby bad way. They're perfect, but with flaws. They're dreamy, artistic and chic, but it never really goes to their head. The best part is, they make you feel great to be their friend!
Front of card - Happy Birthday, You Fabulous Bitch!
Inside of card - Birthdays got nothin' on you
- 4" x 6" greeting cards with rounded-corner
- 100% post-consumer recycled paper cards and envelopes
- Unbleached natural kraft paper envelope
- 100% Printing powered by solar energy
- VOC free vegetable-based vibra-color printing
- Proudly Made in the USA
Happy Birthday You Fabulous Bitch Card measures 4" x 6" with kraft paper envelope. Not only is all paper processed chlorine free, but it is Green-e certified and made with electricity generated from wind power. Not to be outdone, the envelope paper is produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw, an agricultural by product. Proudly Made in the USA!