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Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card

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Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you can hear it on the other side of the hill you just climbed over! Or maybe, he’s just trying to make sure you an hear him at all, since you’re too proud to use a Miracle Ear.

  • Front: Happy Birthday You Old Fuck!
  • Inside: Blank for your personal message

Wearing a striped-sweater tucked into his jeans, this kid is looking for a further ass-beating by unleashing an Old Yeller type of holler to alert your friends, townsfolk, and livestock to you being an old fuck.

  • Printed on premium creme colored paper, coupled with a shimmery copper metallic envelope
  • It's eco-friendly bitches! Locally 4-color offset printed with soy based inks
  • Fun, irreverent, retro-design
  • Made in the USA!

Brightly colored in pink and orange. Card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Made in the United States by a woman-owned company. This card was created by artist, designer, and owner Olga Krigman. Our Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card is a fun way to kid around with your aging contemporaries, and fellow old farts.