Happy Ducking Birthday, Mother Clucker Birthday Card
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D'oh! Party Fowl!
It appears our Happy Ducking Birthday, Mother Clucker Birthday Card is one turkey short of a turducken! However, it doesn't seem like this fowl mouthed duo actually gives a flying cluck, so neither should you.
- Front: “Happy Ducking Birthday, Mother Clucker."
- Inside: Blank for your chicken scratch handwritten message
You’re not going quakers, this card actually does feature a duck and a chicken exchanging profane birthday pheasant-ries. And yes, those are indeed vintage desserts on their heads.
- Proudly made in the USA
- Printed on premium card stock
- Includes sleeve and envelope
A totally fun oddball birthday card for your like-minded whackadoo friends and family who love all things random and weird.
Printed and designed in the USA by Maureen Smullen for Oso + Bean. This fun and unique card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches and comes in a plastic sleeve with a matching envelope. Professionally printed on satin premium card stock. Give the gift of profane poultry with our Happy Ducking Birthday, Mother Clucker Birthday Card!