I'm Having An Affair With The Food Delivery Guy Dish Towel
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It's so hot. (paris hilton voice)
Celebrating singlehood with food and our second favorite coping mechanism (turned artform) our Food Delivery Guy Affair Printed Dish Towel is sarcasm at it's finest.
- "I'm having an affair with the food delivery guy. In which he brings me food and I eat it. It's so hot."
- Design features a familiar setting of take out containers on a coffee table in from of the TV
- It's about as hot as a bowl of leftover lo mein straight from the fridge.
- A fun gift for all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies
Made from super absorbent 100% unbleached cotton. A cheeky Valentine's Day gift, our Food Delivery Guy Affair Printed Towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide.