I'm Having An Affair With The Food Delivery Guy Dish Towel

Blue QSKU: TOWL-3407

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It's so hot. (paris hilton voice)

Celebrating singlehood with food and our second favorite coping mechanism (turned artform) our Food Delivery Guy Affair Printed Dish Towel is sarcasm at it's finest.

  • "I'm having an affair with the food delivery guy. In which he brings me food and I eat it. It's so hot."
  • Design features a familiar setting of take out containers on a coffee table in from of the TV
  • It's about as hot as a bowl of leftover lo mein straight from the fridge.
  • A fun gift for all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies

Made from super absorbent 100% unbleached cotton. A cheeky Valentine's Day gift, our Food Delivery Guy Affair Printed Towel measures approximately 28 inches tall x 21 inches wide.

Within the contiguous United States. $5.95 for orders under $49. Orders ship the same day if received by 11AM EST Mon-Fri. Click for more details!

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