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Buster's Poop Spare Key Hiding Spot

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Shit... this is a good idea!

Na-na na-na boo-boo... you're willingly sticking your hand in this doo doo!

It's groundbreaking... The latest in Home Security technology... It's doogy dookie! What better place to hide the spare key than our crap-tacular Buster's Spare Key Dog Poop Hiding Spot! No self respecting burglar would be caught touching poop!
  • Let's be honest. If you're a dog owner... it's likely not the first time you found yourself digging through crap to find a lost item.
It's the perfect hiding spot for your spare key, as desperate times call for desperate measures! For your senior moments when you manage to lock yourself out with a head full of curlers, or for the times you need to sneak back in the house after breaking curfew!
Plastic. Measures approximately 1.75 inches tall x 3.25 inches wide x 4 inches deep. Graciously unscented.
Disclaimer: Perpetual Kid is not responsible for any actually touching the said poo and using said hidden key in a commission of a poo related crime.

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