Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card

Offensive + DelightfulSKU: CARD-2829

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Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!)

While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-fresh Holy Crap! You're Old! Birthday Card, can be sent the old (but not that old) fashioned way.

  • Holy Crap! You're Old! Birthday Card
  • Front: Features a vintage photo of an old man sizing you up, wearing denim overalls with a button-down shirt, and his hands positioned on his hips exclaiming, "Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey... You're Still Alive! Happy Birthday!
  • Inside of Card: Blank for a personalized message. Printed on quality paper as they did in the olden days.
  • Paired with some kinda highfalutin shimmery copper envelope
  • Forest friendly and printed with vibrant soy-based inks
  • Made in the USA!

Includes one A2 size folded card, printed on premium 100lb paper. Measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Don't laugh too hard, for our Holy Crap You're Old Birthday Card is coming for you next!

Offensive + Delightful - Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card

Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
We can all relate to this!

I second this emotion! Need about a dozen of these cards for the many who are now cycling through their second, and third birthdays a la covid.
But at least we're still here to complain about it, and this card conveys that sentiment perfectly. The card and envelope are sturdy and the printing fine. The person I'll be sending this to shortly will love it.

Love this card!

Love this card! The envelope for this card is extra cool metallic-y sort of copper-ish color. Love it! Sending to a friend dealing with multiple health challenges. Anytime they need to curse but don't want to do it out loud, they can let the gator do the talking because f*^#! Serious health challenges suck out loud.

Nicely printed, heavy card stock, waaay great envelope. Yup. It's a winner.

Melissa P.
Best card ever!

I’m very honest and I like to swear, a lot so these cards are perfect!

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