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Home School Fail Candle

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Original price $14.99
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Current price $4.99
$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $75 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $75 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

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Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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We'll give you an A for Effort

We light our Home School Fail Sangria Scented Candle knowing we're not the only one failing at homeschooling.

Chances are you started off the virtual school year with the best of intentions! Waking up early to have a Norman Rockwell worthy breakfast at the table, followed by a morning walk, to have your student on time and perfectly groomed for the start of their virtual class, in their tidy dedicated desk.

But fantasy quickly turned into the reality of said student rolling out of bed 5 mins before class starts, rushing to get signed in, and joining class from some random spot in the house (most likely one with a huge mess in the background for the entire class to see) while eating a cereal bar in their pajama.

  • Sangria - smells like Raspberry, red wine & plum
  • Scented with 100% vegan oil blends, which are never diluted
  • Soy wax hand-poured into a reusable amber glass container with gold lid
  • Burn Time: 30-35 hours using ECO wicks which are free from lead and zinc
  • Handmade in the USA!

A fun gift to remind each other that we're all in this together, and to acknowledge our new found level of respect for teachers.

Includes one hand-poured, sangria scented 4 oz candle. 100% vegan, 100% eco-friendly, and 100% recyclable, Housed in a beautiful amber glass with gold lid, perfect for upcycling after use! Our Home School Fail Sangria is handmade by a female owned small business from Bridgeport, CT.

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