Hormel Chili Can Safe
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Beans are good at keeping people away!
With our Hormel Chili Can Safe, your secret is safe with us! Most people keep a safe distance from beans, so you might as well take advantage of this fact, and exploit their gastric-intolerance by hiding your valuables in plain site!
Burglars don’t have the time to rummage through everything you have. In fact, most spend an average of 6 minutes (or less) inside the home, so they will look in the most obvious places for valuables. Our decoy can safes let you hide your stash of important items in the least obvious spot.
- Protects your valuables
- Hide it in plain sight
- Perfect for spare keys, emergency cash, & more
- Officially licensed with authentic label
- True-to-size
This can features an officially licensed/authentic label that makes it impossible to distinguish from the real thing! As an added bonus the "Made with beef" on the label is a sure fire way to keep your peace loving, weed thieving, vegetarian or vegan roommate out of your stash.
Includes one can safe. Officially licensed with authentic label, it measures the same as an actual can of Hormel Chili with Beans. Perfect for spare keys, emergency cash & more. Our Hormel Chili Can Safe are a real gas of a gift!
