How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card
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Damn girl, Mother Earth is looking hot!
The tongue-in-cheek How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card (carbon) is the perfect birthday card for folks that just seems to get more attractive as they age! Wouldn't we all appreciate a little compliment like this after another trip around the sun?
A triggering but fun birthday card for science geeks, climate change deniers, believers, or people who just love the adorable artwork!
- Handmade on the planet Earth in the USA
- Printed on cotton paper
- Eco-friendly materials
- Blank inside for personal note
Our How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Printed on heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes and includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve.